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I had em quote me an expensive price on a package I was tryin to mail for mz ribit, so I axed em if that was the cheapest way to mail it. They said well, if ya don't want insurance and ya don't want a receipt and if ya don't care when it gets there you can mail it for $7.00.
"Let's do that then. It's for my wifes sister and I really don't give a chit if it ever gets there!"
They was still rollin in the floor laughin when I left.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!