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...I think we had more colonels than privates. That war has always confused me anyway. It was basically about slavery, but if ya owned more than ten slaves you were exempted from fighting in it. Kinda like all of Obama's pals are exempted from Obamacare.
...when I become king, I am gonna order that all former slave owners be dug up and made to pay raparations. All former slaves will be dug up in order to accept those raparations. Only the dug up slaves will be allowed to vote though.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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