capt
...in that book I was telling ya about the IRS, there was a guy who ran a laundromat. Somebody at the gubmint decided that he was sneaking a quarter or two out of the til without payin his "fair share". They figured out how much water it took to wash a load of clothes and then got his records from the local water company and did the math. He got a couple of years.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!