We should quit worrying about global warming and start being more concerned with the rapid increase in "Global Ugly". This is a true crisis and can only be handled by buying Ribit's Patented Global Ugliness Widgets". The way this works is that every time a newspaper runs a pic of hillary or michelle, they sends me a million bucks and I send em a pic of a few decent lookin chicks to "offset" the global ugly.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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