killthecat
...we are hopeful that "Stonehands" Brown (5'2" wide receiver) will still be available when the falcons turn to pick rolls around. He runs the 40 in 8.0 seconds and he vertical leap is almost six feet.
An insider at the Falcon complex says, "Stonehands is slow, but he's easy to tackle!" Stonehands is also known as Alligator Arms for his reach.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!