beldin
...nah, she keeps me around cause Im worth more alive than I am dead. Men should always be worth more alive than dead. If ya catch yer old lady lookin at black dresses and black hats with veils, ya might want to get yer accountant to go over your finances with ya.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!