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...I dunno, but ya gonna have to find a place to buy them scarves like Elvis used to sweat on and throw into the crowd of wimmenz. They could be combination prayer scarves soaked in Holy Sweat with a "SEND HELP" sign on one side. Ya could get a premium price for those.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!