Uh, Linda ... I think this one contains some bum advice ...
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
"WOW! Look at you!" Safest? Now, come on, Linda ... what's the first thing that's gonna come out of your mouth after that exclamation, eh? I'll tell ya what ... "What do you mean by that?!" ... that's what ... and that will just be the start of the grilling that guy is gonna get after that comment. And, it will just get uglier from there, don'tcha know!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence |