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Re: Husbands Guide

By: Beldin in RANT II | Recommend this post (0)
Fri, 30 Mar 12 9:54 PM | 58 view(s)
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Uh, Linda ... I think this one contains some bum advice ...

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

"WOW! Look at you!" Safest? Now, come on, Linda ... what's the first thing that's gonna come out of your mouth after that exclamation, eh? I'll tell ya what ... "What do you mean by that?!" ... that's what ... and that will just be the start of the grilling that guy is gonna get after that comment. And, it will just get uglier from there, don'tcha know! Shocked




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Husbands Guide
By: lkorrow
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Fri, 30 Mar 12 9:14 PM
Msg. 20025 of 20747

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband.

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
... ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.


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