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...back when I was a cop, we had five gentlemen of the darker persuasion go into a bank to rob it. Somebody set off an alarm, all the cops arrived and the robbers took hostages. There was a few tense moments but then I snuck up to the back door and tossed in a basketball. All the hostages escaped in the confusion.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!