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...we make em keep the trailers in trailer parks (and they ain't trailers, they are candominiums Pronounced Can-Dough-Miniums). They passed a law way back that ya gots to have five acres of land to put a CANDO on it if ya ain't in a Can-Dough-Community. The Can-Dough-Communities are also "gated" only we got em fenced in instead of everybody else being fenced out. Only the mailman is allowed to visit and only then when it's the first of the month and he's delivering the welfare checks.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!