Television! A Vast Wasteland!!!
Me and mz ribit was watchin television the other night. "There ain't nothin on!" she says.
"Yeah I know it, TV is a vast wasteland".
"Tonite is the worst night this week!"
"Last night wasn't all that hot either."
"Ya think it will be any better tomorrow night?"
"I don't think it's gonna get any better until they put electricity down our street!" I splained.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!