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...three old jewish guys sittin on the beach in miami discussing how they happend to be there.
..."had a fire in my store." says the first. "Insurance company settled with me so I retired and moved to miami."
..."had a fire in my store as well" says the second. "Insurance company settled with me so I retired and moved to miami as well."
..."my store was flooded" said the third. "Insurance company settle up with me so I retired and moved to Miami".
After a few moments silence the first and the second ask simultaneously, "So, how do ya start a flood?"
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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