Ah, dahlin' ... I got friends in high (elevation, not power, don'tcha know!) places, and they got to that billboard before you did. This is actually what is on there ...

Next month, it's gonna have this on it ...

As for your billboard ... well ...

... I had 'em transfer that one over to a sign near your house in Vegas.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence