I gotta go get a haircut this morning. A little weed eating around the ears seems to be in order. I got the most worthless hair in the universe. If ya can imagine a tumbleweed with briars ya got a clear picture. Wife sent me to the beauty parlor for a haircut once. Lady there said I had Oughtabeen hair. It oughtabeen on a ducks butt. A lady (I use the term loosely) who worked in a waffle house asked me if that was my real hair or if it was a cheap wig.
BTW: The reason we have so many waffle houses is part of obama's jobs program for ugly wimmenz.
In a non related subject, I have searched and searched by have been unable to confirm or deny whether the marines are using a hillary clinton mask on the bayonet dummy these days.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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