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...we had a news report once where they was having hailstones. The on the scene guy was telling about it to the guy back at the station.
"Hailstones big as Golf Balls" he said.
The guy back at the station who was apparently not paying attention came up with the required follow up question. "What kind of dog larry?"

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!