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...ya need to get yerself a cellphone so's that when ya get out on the road and yer bike breaks down or ya have a wreck ya can get help. We had a guy who ran off the road, thru some trees and down into a ditch on a Harley. If it hadn't been for his cellphone with gps tracking the critters woulda likely et him by now.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!