...before ya come down, let me splain that I have not been totally honest with ya. I am actually a 55 year old black woman. I am 5'2" and weight 400 pounds. I will be waiting for ya at the hotel and I will be wearing a red satin dress. I am the one with the dreds and a gold toof in front.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!