Nevermind, snapits ... clo is referring to the preference leftist women have for metrosexual pansies who shave their legs and wear crap like this ...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2111246/Brosiery-mantyhose-men-seek-warmth-comfort--fashion-statement-patterned-tights.html.
Such ideal, romantic material for leftist women make them laugh because ... well ... such eunuchs make anyone and everyone laugh, don'tcha know!

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence