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...guy goes into a restaurant orders a turkey sandwich. Waitress says, "Sorry, we are out of turkey!"
"Ok,bring me a chicken sandwich".
"Don't be ridiculous", she says, "If I had chicken I woulda brought you turkey.
...that brings me to this next item. What do ya think about us taking them geeses and starting KingPope Turkey bidness.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!