Kingly Thought Number 5. OWS
By claiming to be 'against' the top 1% they create a group which includes us and them. I don't want to be in a group with them. Let's just call the OWS folks the bottom 1%. Let's face it, these folks are torn between the conflicting emotions of laziness and greed. They want to live like the top 1% but are appalled at the notion that they might have to do something for it.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!