Kingly Thought Number 1. "Monkeys and Muslims"
Once upon a time I heard a story about monkeys. It seems if you put a bunch of em in a cage and put a pole in the cage and put some bananna's on top of the pole, they will climb the pole to get em. If ya turn a cold hose on em every time they start up the pole, they will stop doing it. If ya put a new monkey in the cage and he tries to go up the pole, the other monkeys will kill him.
Now is it not possible to substitute cluster bombs for cold water and get the same effect training muslims?

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!