...the Sunday Paper with all the coupons in it comes out on Saturday and Mz ribit done smacked me up side the head cause I failed to get her one. It tweren't my fault. I didn't khow it was Saturday. Us Kings are too busy to keep up with what day of the week it is.
...I don't think the Sunday paper sold on Saturday is really a Sunday paper cause tonites winning lotter numbers are not in it.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!