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...in Mass, wimmenz accused of witchcraft were given a fair trial. Everybody knew that witches would float if tossed in the water, so they would tie em up and toss em in the river (chappaquidick I think). If they drowned it meant they were not witches. If they floated it meant they was witches so they would pull em out of the water and burn em at the stake. A system so fair and failure proof that I am surprised that muslims haven't adopted it.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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