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...when we was young and dumb, given a choice between a rich woman and a poor woman with big hooters, we would make the wrong choice every time.
...one of my first girlfriends was named susan. She was about 6'3" in the second grade and I was the smallest boy in the class. She would beat up any of the guys who gave me a hard time.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!