Coffee Hurts
I was eating lunch with a 6-year old and I asked her, "What is the 20th of February?
"It's President's Day!"
She's a smart kid, so I asked her, "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln, etc.
She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House and if sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose!