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Re: REPLACEMENT WINDOWS g/ m beldin

By: kathy_s16 in HOOTERS | Recommend this post (0)
Sat, 04 Feb 12 3:04 AM | 108 view(s)
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Nope, it wasn't a bummer for Bluto, or any of the others, either.

One became a GYNO.

I once asked a man if he could be a gyno and he said NO.

Then he imitated what he would do:

"OH HELLO."

Then the stirrups scene, wherein he would say, "EEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK and YIIIIKKKKKES" at the same time.

No passion, I always called it bumping uglies, Smile)


If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

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Re: REPLACEMENT WINDOWS g/ m beldin
By: Beldin in HOOTERS
Sat, 04 Feb 12 2:45 AM 		Msg. 07380 of 11817

What could go wrong?

"Um, it could be that they all got kicked out of school."

Well, if I remember the movie correctly ... I believe the epilogue indicated that John "Bluto" Blutarsky became a United States Senator, in spite of his 0.0 GPA after seven years of college. And, in the 2002 "mockumentary" film, Where Are They Now?: A Delta Alumni Update, it is revealed that Blutarsky eventually became President of the United States. Hmmm ... sounds an awful lot like Obama's history, except Blutarsky probably ended up with a higher GPA, abused alcohol rather than narcotics, and had sex with good-looking women instead of a harpy whose appearance makes barnyard animals look ravishingly beautiful in comparison.

So, all in all, doesn't sound like getting kicked out of school was too much of a downer for Blutarsky, eh?

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