The Obama's mouthpiece, Jay Carney, said it wasn't true, but when questioned, he offered absolutely nothing more than that it wasn't true because he said so. It is undeniably true that Marie Moochelle Antoinette was there, that her visit snarled traffic and interfered with all other commerce within a block of the place, and that she made a purchase. If The White House wants to refute the contention from sources close to the lingerie shop, then show the receipt ... simple as that.
As for your silly motion ... it died for lack of a second. Besides, I don't believe I have all of the necessary inoculations to get within ten feet of the First Wookie's pits, so that ain't happenin', my dear.
Moochelle "has nice upper arms" ... I see that all the time in the press. Okay ... so what the hell does that have to do with anything? If I was given $1 million every time I heard a guy in a bar say, "Wow, look at that woman over there ... she has nice upper arms!" ... I'd be not one measly cent richer than I am, today. 
I am happy to concede the meaningless notion that the "First Wookie has nice upper arms" ... LOOK AT HER DISGUSTINGLY UGLY FACE!
Her face is toxic enough to make dried paint run right off the walls ... and what's inside her is even far more putrid. 
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