http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/retailandconsumer/9048122/Agent-Provocateur-sales-boosted-by-US-First-Lady-Michelle-Obama.html
The First Wookie spent $50,000 on one visit to a "luxury lingerie shop"???!!!
Damn ... that lil' shopping trip used up fully one-eighth of her husband's annual POTUS salary! And, the shame of it is ... it's all for naught ... $50,000 down the drain just to put silk on a sow! 
Hey, Marie Moochelle Antoinette ... next time you go out in public in a sleeveless dress, do us all a huge favor ... either keep your arms down at your side when they are taking your picture or shave those Wookie armpits of yours, eh?!

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence