John Kerry Breaks Nose Playing Hockey
WBZ
January 23, 2012 4:01 PM
BOSTON (CBS) – Senator John Kerry surprised a few people at the Boston Bruins Stanley Cup ceremony at the White House Monday afternoon.
The 68-year-old senator had two black eyes and a swollen nose.
His spokeswoman Whitney Smith told WBZ-TV Kerry broke his nose playing ice hockey recently. [Or could it be that Teraaaaaaaayza Heinz Kerry had 1, 2 ... 50? ... too many gin-infused raisins and decided to clock her would-be war hero in the nose because he was deficient in fulfilling his role as the Heinz household French poodle, eh? Hmmm ... I suppose we will never know. B.]
Smith would not elaborate.
There has been no comment from Kerry yet. ...
Remainder of article @ http://boston.cbslocal.com/2012/01/23/john-kerry-breaks-nose-playing-hockey/
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