captain
...if ya ever get in a contest with snapits about which hand he is holding a nickel in, ya can always tell. The knuckles will be white.
...he can also go into a revolving door behind ya and come out ahead of ya.
...another thing he is good at is carrying an extension ladder thru a revolving door.
...see, pope miracles everyday!!!!!

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!