I knew what a lap dance was. As a matter of fact, the 3 bro's went to two Super Bowls and brought the "honey" with them.
Three other brothers-in-law showed up, but not for the game - for the fun!
One of them was a Nam vet, paid for a lapdance, and then started going nutzzzz during it. He suffered from PTSD, and he had flashbacks about Nam (and what he did there).
So the upshot to the whole thing was: THIS WAS A DUMP, WHERE GOONS OUTSIDE ARE TRYING TO GET PEOPLE IN THE PLACE, and "my" friends and relatives got bounced out into the street.
Ya can't make this sh*t upppppppp!
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.