Take your pick, CJ ...




Oh, and killthecat ... since I know you are looking at this while you drool all over yourself ... don't despair too much, you ol' sod ... surely the makers of your usual, vinyl dates have a premium model with extra-large air bags in the front. We can only hope ... for your demented sake, anyway ... that you will have enough breath within you to make your dream date actually fill up to your expectations.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence |