1 Engage the crowd with a positive attitude, ensuring that you project a personality brimming with sexy fun. In order to win the popularity aspect implicit in the contest, you must make yourself appear vibrant and accessible.
But I have a lousy personality, beldin. Vibrant and accessible. Gee, that might be hard for me.
2 Feature your best physical attributes wisely. Not all sexy contestants have to have large breasts. Costume selection can make all the difference.
omg, best physical attributes - GULP! Costume - I probably should go as a crayon. Maybe a banana, so I can get peeled, dunno.
3 Experiment with a sassy and fun combination of music and dance moves, playing up your wild side.
Wild side - I am lol - I don't need music or dance for that, in reality.
4 Demonstrate support of your fellow contestants when they appear on the stage in order to show you are a good sport and willing to bear the judge's decision in good spirit.
Cut me a break. This obviously means I cannot spit at my competitors. Screw the judges.
5 Maintain firm and gracefully posed upper body posture as your chance to walk the stage arrives. Slumped shoulders makes your body less appealing and conveys you have poor self-esteem.
Oh yeah, that is one of my strengths. BWAHAHA -
6 Employ small props to stand out from the field of competitors. Be fun and imaginative, perhaps employing a wild theme or motif that compliments your costume, such as a magic wand or stethoscope.
Or bring a Chippendale. He can peel my banana costume.
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