The NFL playoffs are upon us. Thirty two teams played 16 games each to determine which half of the league doesn't go to the playoffs. Division leaders made it which gives us 6 teams. The rest of the teams that make the playoffs are detemined by a number of factors.
1. Best Record
2. Best Head to Head Record
3. Best End Zone Dancers
4. Most Hair Sticking out from under Helmets.
5. Most illegitimate children (team aggragate total)

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!