Perv? PERV?!
YES, A PERV OF THE HIGHEST ORDER. I KNEW THAT WOULD MAKE YOUR DAY! BWAHAHAHAHA
Of course, I'm a perv. So, what else is new?
I WAS JUST WONDERING IF FAMILY AND FRIENDS WERE AWARE OF THAT. OH YES, I AM SURE THEY MUST KNOW.
WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
YOU TELL ME, GULP, GULP, GULP:
10.
a person who practices sexual perversion
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/PERVERT