My new years resolution! (s)
...I have vowed to not post on FFFT for the year. I forgot to remind them that Joe Taylor should be watered twice a week and not put in direct sunlight for more than four hours a day. Otherwise his leaves get dry and brittle and he develops a root ball.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!