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...kwanzamus is a lot like christmas except that a guy in a purple suit and hat with a yellow feather comes down your chimney and takes all your christmas gifts away with him. As his pimpmobile goes off over the horizon ya can hear him exclaim, "we is all better off when we spreads da wealth around".

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!