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it turns out the Crazy Cat Lady had never heard of buring farts.
...that's supppoed to be "top secret". Ya would have never told the Cat Lady about that if ya hadn't been tryin to impress her. Oh how the mighty have fallen!

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!