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By: Riana in FFFT | Recommend this post (0)
Mon, 19 Dec 11 11:37 PM | 60 view(s)
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50 cents, ribit? Like this? Cool

My carry ammo is a bit more expensive ($1.25 per round), but it would still be a heck of a lot cheaper than the current methods.

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The Governor is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks dog.

California :

#1. Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.

#2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 upon relocating it.

#3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it for diseases.

#4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting bite wound bandaged.

#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals.

#6. Governor spends $50,000 of state funds implementing a "coyote awareness" program for residents of the area.

#7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.

#8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack and for letting the Governor intervene.

#9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent.

#10. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the state.

Texas :

#1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat dead coyote.

Any wonder why California is broke????




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Re: Charlie...
By: ribit
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Mon, 19 Dec 11 8:27 PM
Msg. 37140 of 65535

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I think if you check you'll find that it's a lot more expensive to execute someone in this country than it is to incarcerate them for life without the chance of parole.

...a common, but innacurate notion. I can execute em for fifty cents and a bus ticket.


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