Micro -
I can't think of anything at all prettier for your wife than a necklace, bracelet, ring set all wrapped around a new video card. ;-)
You might also consider wrapping a new video card in a mink coat - slip a second and third one in each pocket for good measure.
Explain to her that they will help provide "pink" noise which is supposed to be soothing and enhance sleeping.
;-)
Sun :-)