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(WilliamBanzai7)
Corzine got runned over by a EURO reindeer
Walking home from Lloyd's house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as negative Alpha,
But as for me and Blankfein, we believe.
He'd been drinkin' too much Keynesian eggnog,
And they'd begged him not to so.
But he'd lost his trader medication,
So he stumbled out the door into the EURO sovereign snow.
When they found him Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack,
There was a note pinned on his forehead,
That said give us all our segregated monies back.
Corzine got runned over by a EURO reindeer
Walking home from Lloyd's house Christmas Eve.
(On his way home)
You can say there's no such thing as negative Alpha,
(Say there's no negative Alpha)
But as for me and Blankfein, we believe.
(Lord, we believe)
Now we're all so proud of Blankfein,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watching Keynesian foozball,
Drinkin beer and playin' Ponzi cards with cousin Ben.
It's not Christmas without Corzine.
All the Goldman family's dressed in black.
And they just can't help but wonder:
Should they pilfer client funds or pay them back?
Corzine got runned over by a EURO reindeer
Walking home from Lloyd's house Christmas Eve.
(Midnight before Christmas)
You can say there's no such thing as negative Alpha,
(Say there's no negative Alpha)
But as for me and Blankfein, we believe.
(Lord, we believe)
Now the noose is on the table
And the populist pudding made by Occupy is hot.
And a red and silver candle
That matches the unwaxed hair on Corzine's back.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
"Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a Series 7 license,
To bald men who like to trade while playing with themselves."
Corzine got runned over by a EURO reindeer
Walking home from Lloyd's house Christmas Eve.
(Minding his own business)
You can say there's no such thing as negative Alpha,
(What do you mean there's negative Alpha?)
But as for me and Blankfein, we believe.
(Lord, we believe)
More pics LOL
Another Version by WallStreet8MyBalls (slightly fine tuned by me):
SANTA GOT FORECLOSED ON BY A BANKSTER
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http://www.zerohedge.com/contributed/hank-paulson-sings-corzine-got-runned-over-reindeer?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+zerohedge%2Ffeed+%28zero+hedge+-+on+a+long+enough+timeline%2C+the+survival+rate+for+everyone+drops+to+zero%29
Realist - Everybody in America is soft, and hates conflict. The cure for this, both in politics and social life, is the same -- hardihood. Give them raw truth.
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