New Product Announcement!!!!!
Our great new product, just developed by the Research and Development team at Pope Enterprises! It is called "Mansurance". For only $19.95 per month, if ya die, we will sneak over to your house during your funeral, break in and clean up your hard drive befofre your family finds it.
Materials covered will be sent to Pope Snapits for examination. If you are current on your tithe, he will even forgive you.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!!
If you sign up today, you can get a free send help sign for only $19.95 or you can get two of em for $50.00!
Operators are standing by!!!

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!