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Gingrich: 'I've Screwed All the Women I Want – All That’s Left is America'

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DECEMBER 1, 2011

Gingrich: ‘I’ve Screwed All the Women I Want – All That’s Left is America’

Newt Wows GOP with Fidelity Pledge


DAVENPORT, IOWA (The Borowitz Report) – GOP presidential frontrunner Newt Gingrich today vowed that his days of infidelity were behind him, telling an audience in Iowa, “I’ve screwed all the women I want – all that’s left is America.”

Mr. Gingrich added that as President, “I will be one hundred percent faithful to the United States of America, unless of course it gets cancer or something.”

He also scoffed at rival Mitt Romney’s attempts to portray himself as a happily married family man: “The only reason Mitt Romney hasn’t had any sex scandals is he keeps changing positions.”


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