Vacation NewZ.......
...after my breakfast margarita, I picked up the nerdspaper and read an article about Herman Cain having a thirteen year long affair. Herman, Herman, Herman!!!! Ya got to read the directions on the bottle. After four hours yer spozed to call a doctor.
...now I gotta order my lunch Pini Coloda!

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!