snapits
...a slightly modified guillotine made with parts from a gas powered log splitter. There will be a button for you to push. When the "guest" pokes his head thru the hole, there will be access points at his pockets so's ya can reach in and collect your fee. For a humorous comment, ya could say, "Let me ax you a question" or "Do you want fries with that order"?

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!