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One news story here this AM from the weekend, a motorcycle rider was killed when he hit a deer.
...how's the deer?
...back when I rode I went past a group of crows that were devouring some sort of road kill. One of em looked up and saw me and it skeered him so he took off and I smited him with my motorcycle helmet. There was blood crap and feathers everywhere. I escaped with only a slight embarassment. I woulda called my attorney's Dewey, Fukum and Howe but I don't think ya can sue crows.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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