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...I had an uncle like that. Not the boobs, but the mean part. He terrorized everybody. He told me once that he was gonna take a pair of pliars and pinch my lips til they bled. I was about six or seven at the time. When I was about 22 or so he threatened somebody else and I happened to be there so I handed him a pair of pliars, then I beat the snot out of him.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!