I gotta go to my free job now...
I spend a couple of nights a week sittin in the parking lot of a local store making sure the employees don't get carried off or killed if there is a robbery or some such. Tonite the temperature is gonna be in the 20 degree range. If anybody makes me get out of the truck to stop em from kidnapping somebody I am gonna shoot em in both knees.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!