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...kings and popes is immune from such accusations as we are "above" all that. Before I was king I was accused of sexual harassment. One of the females in our office was coming from the bathroom with two gallon jugs of water for the plants she had growing in her cubicle. "Nice Jugs" I said.
...it was a total misunderstanding.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!